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A girl gets a positive comment on a facebook picture of herself. She comments back by saying “aww thanks :)”. The “aww thanks :)” comment inexplicably begins to get hundreds of likes per minute. Some of the likes are from people she isn’t even friends with. Some of the likes are from organisms that aren’t even people (panthers, centipedes, hawks, amoebas, etc). Some of the likes are from indescribable entities in other sectors of the universe that humankind is still millennia away from even fathoming. She gets annoyed and tries to delete the “aww thanks :)” comment, but with every attempt she makes, her computer spews out streams of various fractals and hieroglyphics. The Sun then silently explodes into a supernova and eventually all that remains of the Solar System is a small pink nebula that faintly spells out the words “aww thanks :)”.

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